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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I think that the food industry don't want you to be healthy and smear campaigns like this are attacking this guy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

The ...gay food industry?
I don't even know where to begin digesting that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Although saliva starts the digestion process, you have to swallow for it to finish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Lol he edited out "the gay food industry" from the comment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Looks like that was a mistake and he removed the "gay" reference. Not sure what he actually intended to write, though.