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[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 months ago (15 children)

I want to belive that this is true (and gay)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (11 children)

It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn't be English either. I've watched Bob l'éponge and the song is French.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Vem bor i en ananas djupt i det blå? Svampbob Fyrkant!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hij woont in een ananas diep in de zee! Spongebob Squarepants!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, so blåhaj means sea shark? I thought it was blue shark

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Blå means Blue and it's kind of a slang word for sea

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