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The day Anon almost died (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

When I was 7 I was taking a bubble bath, and gave myself the full Santa beard like kids do. My mom came in to check on me and it startled me when the door opened, I inhaled sharply/gasped, breathed in a shit ton of soap bubbles and couldn't breathe, coughed so much I almost passed out, and fell below the water. My mom thought I'd died, scared the shit out of her