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[–] [email protected] 194 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The leopards are obese at this point.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just absolutely feasting, gorged on gullible idiots, who've spent the last near decade being increasingly belligerent and manipulative and gas lighting toward everyone not in their death cult.

Too bad their idiocy will destroy much more than just themselves.

What a shame.

In other news, anyone wanna set up a hermancainaward style community for... Trump Regret Syndrome, or something like that?

I do love me some schadenfreude when its derived from evil idiots.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Weirdo party strategy. Play the good/bad to boost relevance and propel into the spotlight as an alternative or rallying point. No one would care or know about these people otherwise. No one here is stupid except those that follow the piper's flute.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The leopards much like the Romans of old, will visit the vomitorium, so they can made room in their guts for more faces

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not what a vomitorium was for. I understand the sentiment, but let's not perpetuate a misunderstanding of Roman architecture/history.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah it was a weird name for the Exit Foyer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

To Romans the English are probably the weird ones for adopting the word vomit to mean, well, vomit.