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[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Also this guy. He's special, and I worry about his kids.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (3 children)

“Attempting to summons me but I’m alive not dead” made my morning—hilarious. On the flipside, actually dealing with these so willfully obtuse people must be maddening.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Look, I'm not Dracula, so this summons means nothing. Sigh…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Hahaha I am glad you like.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

For most of these that I see, I can kind of make sense of what they are going for, even though it's all complete nonsense but this one has me stumped.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

I've worked helpdesk and I got a knack to understand wtf someone is talking about.

You see, you summon spirits of dead people to appear, like when you do a séance.

They are not dead, so they just need an invite.

Which is obviously wrong because you don't get an invite to appear in court, they should have requested an order or a mandate to appear.