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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago (15 children)

I want this to be a true story

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (12 children)

Same, it's most likely fake, but the thought of the cook coming out from behind the counter to fight the waffle house guy is hilarious. Instead of calling the cops, they fist fight like gentlemen.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the best part is the cook is learning new skills each week by trying new ways to cook eggs. the boyfriend is probably getting in his exercise.

they are bettering each other through the feud. I love it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're definitely going to end up being best friends

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I picture the cook in the back hearing "Who cooked this shit eggs? Your chef is trash!" and he smirks recognizing the voice as he removes his apron.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I picture the cook in the back...

At wafflehouse you get a front row seat of the cooks ass-crack while they cook your eggs and soggy hash browns. There is no "back" except the one you're looking at, which, in my mind makes this so much better, because said BF would get to watch his eggs being cooked wrong while staring at his enemies ass-crack.

If this was true, at least. Although I can absolutely see a wafflehouse cook handling customers like this as a proper gentleman should.

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