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Red, White, and Blueland (discuss.online)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is fantastic news! I didn't know that's where the world's supply of eggs was stored!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can taste the lower prices!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I think you could taste a little lower, while you're down there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Walrus fat can be converted to gasoline. Winning!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Eat the rich burn the rich? World hunger and fuel costs beaten in one.