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I was at a concert once where they had the band actually stop the show to tell people to stop crowd surfing because nine had already gone to the hospital.
Which was good on them because random people were being lifted into the air and thrown on the floor, whether they wanted to be or not.
I've been to a lot of mosh pits, and involuntary crowd surfing sounds insane to me.
Stupid college kids mostly. The smaller people in the crowd (particularly women) just got hauled into the air by the excited crowd. Wasn't great.
Damn! sounds like a nightmare. I would be so pissed if I were in that crowd.