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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was at a concert once where they had the band actually stop the show to tell people to stop crowd surfing because nine had already gone to the hospital.

Which was good on them because random people were being lifted into the air and thrown on the floor, whether they wanted to be or not.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I've been to a lot of mosh pits, and involuntary crowd surfing sounds insane to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stupid college kids mostly. The smaller people in the crowd (particularly women) just got hauled into the air by the excited crowd. Wasn't great.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Damn! sounds like a nightmare. I would be so pissed if I were in that crowd.