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botanyshitposts on tumblr writes:
"I arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i fook like super hot like trust me and I start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar... between my striking good looks and my genorsity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed ther greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move, i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “It's a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae." i begin,"
alithographica replies:
"You say shitpost but I swear to god I would pick up the U-haul on our way home from the bar don’t try me"
gallusrostramegalus replies:
"You also say this as a shItpost but literally every queer person I've seduced I've done so by taking a walk with them and pointing out every sirigle mushroom and lichen I see and talking way the hell too much about how our general conception of what an organism actually is is hilariously narrow and then buying them Hot Chocolate with Marshmallows."
#this post speaks fo me on a metaphysical level
As a straight single guy who enjoys mushroom picking and bird watching, I'm wondering now if I'm giving off the right signals