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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I never like to let people forget the raw fruit diet comes from a cult that believes people from Venus told us that's the key to eternal life

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

let me refer you to my good friend Valiant Thor (yes that's his name) who is a real bona-fide Venusian alien who is definitely a great person to give you health advice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fruit is really good for you! I try to eat a lot every day. It could help prevent illness. Won't cure it though!

Seriously kiwis are so good and two big ones are only 100 calories. An entire pint of blueberries is only around 170, and they are both fantastic nutritionally. Eat other stuff too though, for sure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Between fruit and beans, an entire family can turn it up