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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Am I the only person who doesn't encourage my 6 year old to lie?

[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 weeks ago

And that's exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Thank you. I was so uncomfortable with this as a kid

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Me, too. But now I kinda regret not going along with it. I don't know, it's a weird mixture of angst with the system and a bit of guilt towards my parents

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Why? I was always so excited when we got away with it...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Dang, your parents had you lie about your age? I know that my parents lied about mine sometimes (which was easy cause I was a tiny kid), but they didn't even want me to know, let alone take part.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago

The problem is society massively rewards lying within limits. Kind of like when you make a resume that explains your one week spring break drunken binge as a "Cultural Exchange Opportunity".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Never lie!!!"

Knock knock "Are there any Mexicans in this house?"

"YES SIR, they're hiding in my basement to escape your search."

Lying to save five bucks at a corporate chain is fine man. Lying to a local business is kind of shitty. Maybe teach kids when lying is acceptable, instead of arbitrarily deciding all lying is bad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, yer not alone. we're out here. Just quiet.