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A bullet grazed the Memphis man’s thigh after his one-year-old pit bull got his paw stuck in a gun’s trigger guard

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[–] [email protected] 161 points 1 week ago (4 children)

And that is precisely the reason that I don't let my dog have a gun.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The only thing that stops a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...there are no bad dogs tho.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

All dogs go to heaven. Even those with guns.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Why are you so mad, Bront?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

For the mobile users that can't tap the exclamation mark, here's the link again

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My dog is a fucking libertarian, I can't take his gun, so I lightened the trigger on my Glock for the cat. Cats got my back.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Bruh. Can't believe you fell for that. Oldest cat trick in the book. Best don't be late with those treats!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It is the right to bear arms not dog arms

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The government is coming for your dogs guns!!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't be so dramatic, they just want to make sure your dog passed a mental health assessment and has completed a gun safety course. Guns are far too prevalent in dog culture for the government to just swoop on in and take them all. 🙄

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Mental health assessments are weaponized against black and brown labs.