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Anon gives a speech (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago (2 children)

there are a lot of memes that transcend the written format.

this isn't one of them, how the fuck do you accidentally say that out loud?

... should have just ended the speech with Bottom text.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

> be me
> go to class
> didnt make speech
> my turn
> nervous etc
> start with "be me"
> don't know how to continue, awkard silence in the whole class
> finish with "bottom text"
> drop out of school

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

how the fuck do you accidentally say that out loud?

According to OOP, autism. I suspect spending too much time on 4chan factored in.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

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There's probably a higher chance this actually happened than them having actual Autism.