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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What if we add the time you might take savoring wine, whisky etc.? I suppose swallowing is separate from swishing it around in your mouth, but I definitely managed to get some in the wrong pipe in the 'swishing around' stage more than once ...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Even if you include an hour of 'oral fluid handling practice' every day, that's 9656 days, or 26.4 years. Much more possible in a human lifespan, but that's a lot of swishing.