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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (12 children)

We do secretly run this country. We’re putting testosterone and estrogen in the water supply.

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just to ask but... both at the same water supply?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Gotta get everyone.

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