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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

We do secretly run this country. We’re putting testosterone and estrogen in the water supply.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Gotta turn those frogs gay.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know you're joking, but I intend to keep voting hard to put transgender people in every office I can until this bullshit stops.

I've encountered phobic senators and drag queens volunteering at my local library, and I know who I trust around my children!

(And in case it's not 100% obvious, yes, I trust the people I see volunteering at the library over the people squabbling like children in Congress.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We’re putting estradiol and testosterone in Congress. :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

They need to stop arguing and get married

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just to ask but... both at the same water supply?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta get everyone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do they not cancel each other out at that point?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, I’m not an endocrinologist, I’m just a henchwoman. I transgend what Big Transgender wants me to transgend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's like some people have never heard of The Transagena before....

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They merge to form testostrogen, the superhormone that turns frogs gary

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

you didn't think garys were naturally occurring did you