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Texas lawmakers file FURRIES Act, targeting animal roleplay in schools (www.kens5.com)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/26858904

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/39969354

The Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Roleplaying in Education, or FURRIES, Act, filed by Austin-area Republican State Rep. Stan Gerdes, would "prohibit any non-human behavior by a student, including presenting himself or herself, on days other than exempt days, as anything other than a human being."

The law would allow for exempt days, such as Halloween and other school dress-up days.

The law defines "non-human" behavior as "any type of behavior or accessory displayed by a student in a school district other than behaviors or accessories typically displayed by a member of the homo sapiens species," with provided examples being:

Using a litter box for the passing of stool, urine or other human byproducts

A personal or outward display, except during a school play or by a school mascot, through surgical or superficial means of features that are non-human such as using tails, leashes, collars or other accessories designed for pets

Using fur, other than naturally occurring human hair or a wig made to look like human hair

Artificial, animal-like ears

Other physiological features that have not historically been assigned to the human race through a means of natural biological development

Students who bark, meow, hiss or make other animal noises that are not human speech

Licking oneself or others for the purpose of grooming or maintenance.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

@superkret @sundrei The law is of course unenforceable, even on its own terms. In context of centuries of legal doctrine, it's far too vague to ever be fairly enforceable against anyone.

The reason is not nefarious, I believe. There are people who really believe this myth, and I'm strongly inclined to believe this bill's sponsor does. You wouldn't include the detail about litter boxes, for example, unless you really believed that was happening.

He's just extremely ignorant.