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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] eryndalor@lemm.ee 130 points 1 week ago (8 children)

60k of rows is nothing. Fuck, where do you find these “geniuses”?

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's only one reason he wants kids and not experienced adults.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He’s attracted to them?

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Easily manipulated, but probably that too.

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