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Why indeed (lemmy.ml)
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computer is a freak (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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isInHell = 'true' (fedia.io)
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Original post: hachyderm.io (Mastodon)

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This is outrageous it's unfair! (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Internal Server Error (lemmy.ml)
submitted 19 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Git, invented in 2005. Programmers on 2004: (lemmy.eco.br)
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The Ultimate Lisp Function — The Python Combinator (medium.com)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Just programmer things (lemmings.world)
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How it started vs. How it's going (lemmings.world)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Tweet 1 & Tweet 2

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How people react when they see me work. (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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I regret nothing. Say what you want.

Edit: I just saw the two typos. If you find them, you're welcome to keep them.

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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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C++ (ani.social)
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by trg_thanh

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I've written a keylogger. It now quacks (imgur.com)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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As an IDE (lemmy.world)
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Angry ComSci Prof. noises (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Please leave recursion to math and keep it out of (in particular C) software: it kills and will kill again.

Kind regards from libexpat, see CVE-2022-25313 and CVE-2024-8176 for proof.

https://blog.hartwork.org/posts/expat-2-7-0-released/

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Report Phishing (lemm.ee)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Seating Posture (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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git push origin main --force-with-lease (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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The program is stable (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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IT Manager (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Sure, we’ll refactor the code when get that 'free time' everyone keeps talking about (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Senior Wisdom (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Good Luck (lemmy.ml)
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Pretty straight forward (swg-empire.de)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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By https://www.youtube.com/@yousuckatprogramming

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Take chances (lemmy.world)
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