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[–] [email protected] 99 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It is rare for something I see on the internet to make me bust out laughing.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Can we drop these redditisms? No one speaks like they’re from the 18th century…

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago

Hear hear, Cheerio my good chap

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I use "Huzzah" on the regs. It starts ironically, and then before you know it, it's in your lexicon.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That etymologically connects back to the Mongolian empire in the 13th century! It’s even worse!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about: "Tally-ho pip-pip and Bernard's your uncle."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I see no issue there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I started saying dawg ironically…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's good to have some typing quirks and varieities imo. It feels boring if everyone would write in thr same style.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Everyone on reddit says that and thank you good sir. Not a quirk unless wearing a fedora is a quirk

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why do you care so much how other people speak?

Is it harmful? No. Does it obscure meaning? Also no. Everything else is just personal preference, ie not your jurisdiction, Speech Cop.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Commenting on a forum meant for discussion isn’t “caring so much.” If you read, I was clear it’s a redditism that is cringey.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The way you talk is cringe" isn't discussion, it's bullying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wanting to drop redditisms isn’t bullying. Blocked.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Lemmy equivalent of plugging their ears and blabbing "Lalala, I can't hear you!" Very fitting.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that a redditism? This isn’t a poop knife situation. Im fairly positive I can find Conan doing this on his show in the 1990s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The poop knife isn't necessarily a reddit thing... I was well aware of my relative's knife long before reddit was conceived.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pay no heed to the haters. They're so insecure that they get embarrassed at harmless things other people do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No it’s just simply annoying. It’s weird you think it impacts someone that much. Criticism is okay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's weird you felt the need to jump to the defense of a bully.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Lmao a bully? Ok weirdo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I edited the comment, and I honestly think it's funnier / more impactful without it.