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[–] [email protected] 95 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (21 children)

It is rare for something I see on the internet to make me bust out laughing.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (20 children)

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Can we drop these redditisms? No one speaks like they’re from the 18th century…

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is that a redditism? This isn’t a poop knife situation. Im fairly positive I can find Conan doing this on his show in the 1990s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

The poop knife isn't necessarily a reddit thing... I was well aware of my relative's knife long before reddit was conceived.

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