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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Have you been telling this story a while? Or are you intentionally taking credit for something you didn't do for meme cred?

Edit: actually double xp meme credit, including the OP meme cred of lying for the meme and also the meme-ness of telling the story as OC

[–] RamblingPanda 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can trust them. I saw them doing that while I stalked them with a telescope.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I am currently stalking you with a telescope. Can you stop masturbating that frequently? It's not normally

[–] RamblingPanda 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Never!!! I use it as a workout.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just use the other arm once...

[–] RamblingPanda 5 points 5 days ago

I like the asymmetry, it adds to my crude charm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I have told it a couple times in various places over the years. It's entirely possible you've read it before.