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A controversial proposal from U.S Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to let bird flu naturally spread through poultry farms is raising alarms among scientists -- who say the move could be inhumane and dangerous.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Hahahahahaha jesus tapdancing christ this timeline is fucking wild. He is going to create the conditions for the next pandemic. It’s gonna start here. I’m calling it now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I would totally bet on this prediction happening. Easy winnings.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (5 children)

new pandemic is already started, look at current measles

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

We're going to have at least two pandemics at the same time, and the USA will have no government left to deal with it, just a few kooks and Nazis with their theories of eugenics, random vitamins, bleach, horse dewormers and survival of the most racially superior.

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