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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is that the rich dude obsessed with immortality?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's the guy who measures his nighttime erections and has MRIs done every other week, to name a couple of his fixations. It's a weird way to live, but I have to admit that I'm curious to hear what he's up to every so often.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nothing quite like piercing yourself weekly with radiation to keep healthy.

I bet he drinks gasoline too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

MRIs don't use radiation, they're based on magnetism.

Provided they don't use contrast or sedation, and you don't have any metal in you its incredibly safe.

I think the biggest risk is hearing damage from the noise of the motor

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe he's just irradiating himself on the side, as a treat?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Maybe, but he said he uses an umbrella every time he leaves the house to protect his skin from UV light so I'm guessing not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Scrooge McDuck?