Dad Jokes

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submitted 3 days ago by Slovene@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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She's really adamant that I avoid trans fats.

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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My doctor must hate chubby people in bathing suits, he keeps going on about saturated fats.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess our doctors only like cis fats.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Sounds like I'm their type, but I don't get with phobes, even if they are a doctor.