Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

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They aren't rewriting history (lemmy.starlightkel.xyz)
submitted 2 hours ago by thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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How the mitey have fallen (aussie.zone)
submitted 4 hours ago by 18107@aussie.zone to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Why do we only have garbage? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Yeah, why only garbeige?

Why not gargreen? Or garyellow. We have garage but not garheight or garweight. Do you measure garage in years or in garyears? I mean, everyone has ears, not just Gary. Maybe that's why there's no garyellow... What the heck is ellow anyways, Gary wouldn't ever have any of that! Not in his Garage, or his garbage, even if we all see it as garbeige.

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The most dangerous element is the element of surprise (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 day ago by voodooattack@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I hear it’s quite reactive

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After that great night's sleep, you can call me Wayne Knight. (lemmy.zip)
submitted 1 day ago by odigo2020@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because I'm feeling like a Newman!

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A big hole was dug at the police station (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They’re currently looking into it.

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TIL that Stephen King has a son, Joseph. (ttrpg.network)
submitted 4 days ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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I'm not joking …

… but he is.

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Generational Humor or Dad Joke? (infosec.pub)
submitted 5 days ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://infosec.pub/post/25404788

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Be afraid of O! (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by werefreeatlast@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Why are all numbers and letters afraid of O?

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This joke is full of holes (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 days ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Why did the man marry the baker? (dubvee.org)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by ptz@dubvee.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Because he was after her dough.

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Just found out that my doctor is a huge transphobe. (feddit.nl)
submitted 1 week ago by Slovene@feddit.nl to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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She's really adamant that I avoid trans fats.

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I lost a lot of money on a bet and can't pay up. (dubvee.org)
submitted 1 week ago by ptz@dubvee.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Now I'm scared the bookie-man is going to get me.

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Rolling (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 week ago by TehBamski@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Germany has a crisis and is struggling with supplying meat and cheese to the country (lemmy.zip)
submitted 1 week ago by unlogic@lemmy.zip to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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They are referring to it as the Wurst Käse scenario

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We just adopted our local blacksmith's cat. (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by Kenowdoc@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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When we got it home it made a bolt for the door.

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What do Finnish people brew coffee with when they're angry? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by M137@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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PERKELEtor

(Is this a valid dad joke, or should I post it in the "normal" jokes community instead/also?)

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History is funny that way (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/26861649

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I bought a lemon from a rude, arrogant farmer. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by Trex202@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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.It left a sour taste in my mouth.

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Wife called about a fox (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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You know what really frosts my behind? (dubvee.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago by ptz@dubvee.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Answer

o _
/\      A snow cone about this high.
/ |

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Why did the maggot graduate from maggot school? (lemmy.amxl.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by A1kmm@lemmy.amxl.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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spoilerHe was the instar pupa.

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A Dad text (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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