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CISA fires then rehires security crew, and puts them on hold (www.theregister.com)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

This whole situation reminds me of this joke: Two guys out hunting in the wilds somewhere. One of them falls ill and collapses. The other can't rouse him.

He grabs his phone or radio and calls for help. "My friend collapsed. I think he's dead!"

The responder says "Well, first we need to make sure if he's actually dead."

"Just a minute...." BANG!

"OK, now what?"