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[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 years ago (3 children)
  1. Buy unprofitable application
  2. Make a series of incredibly shit business decisions
  3. It's now less profitable than before.
  4. ???
  5. ???
  6. Profit
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hold on, maybe I've figured it out. Endless magical profits, here I come!

Step 4. Be ultra-wealthy. (Bonus for not paying taxes.) Step 5. Do anything. (Bonus for pretending it's profitable.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I've one the steps is, "use the letter X SOMEHOW, so people won't laugh at you and will realize you are so cool finally"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Last step is selling it to yahoo!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Nah, it's selling to Yahoo, then getting your parent company acquired by Verizon, then having Verizon spin your parent company off again.