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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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Hi everyone! Now that I've been made mod (Like a week ago, sorry got busy lol) of BBT after having been abandoned, I'll be working to revitalize things.

I've updated the banner and icon, take a look! And also established a couple actual rules in the sidebar:

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in “(Old-School) Twitter-like” form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a “Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift” level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

Things have been more or less fine (didn't walk into a 40+ modlog like with [email protected] lmao) so I don't expect these rules to impact things too much. But if you know of any post that does, be sure to report it!

And I'm open to any commentary on the new rules!

And now a word from our sponsor, The Krusty Krab:

"Come down to the Krusty Krab and spend yer money! I mean, grab a fresh delicious Krabby Patty!"

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, how did you know the size of c/conservatives modlog?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

When I became the main mod of it (and converted it into a satire comm, don't worry lol) it showed me the back log. I think it was around 45 or so heh