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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Maybe it’s points of contact?

Two feet for the urinal.

Two feet and a seat for the toilet?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

spoken as someone who never used an urinal while drunk and so resting your head on the wall to steady up

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

One of the student pubs I used to go to during uni had padding on the wall for this exact purpose 😁

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