Your friend tried to get you to try new pizza toppings, but you only like pepperoni so you picked off everything else.
You learned to dance a haka, but you have all the coordination of Elaine from Seinfeld.
Edit: sorry, this sounds a bit more dickish than I intended.
I wouldn't mind Tranquil Gray, either.
I could swear I once saw a paint color called Forgettable Gray. I don't want to be one of those, no thank you.
Tangentially related and definitely dystopic: El Salvador's infamously high incarceration rate is only slightly higher than Louisiana's.
This is totally off topic, but I'm torn on that woman's outfit.
On one hand, she looks like a total badass who isn't going to take shit from anyone. That fitted French military jacket is killer.
On the other hand, she must be wearing a corset to look the way she does. She must have suffered greatly under the demands of women's fashion.
Before becoming the Blippi character he made low-brow gross-out videos under the pseudonym Steezy Grossman.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/blippi-youtube-kids-star-harlem-shake-poop
As I get older I hope to be in the cool grays.
Absolutely. Like Gillian Welch sang, I've been in the lowlands too long.
I have big plans for the spring and summer: multiple backpacking/camping trips in the mountains, a week-long family vacation, and (hopefully) getting back into mountain biking after a multi-year break. I can't wait!
They would have included Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood but that would require continuing to fund PBS.
That damn mosquito kept you awake all night.