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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

IMO if you are willing to go/risk going to jail for some time best reasons are either stealing millions of dollars or murder. Nothing else is quite worth it

I guess the situation truly worthy considering for me would be getting paid millions of dollars for killing someone really and I mean really insufferable. Then I would seriously think about it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

A friend of a friend is dating a dude in prison for being a hitman (needless to say she has terrible taste in men and we've told her that many times). He apparently accepted $7k to travel across the country to kill someone then travel again to Mexico to collect the payout, meaning probably like $6k all said and done, and all I can think is that's way less than I ever would have thought one would accept for such a service, especially when I can't even get a second car key included when buying a car for 2-3x that!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

They all think they are so smart and no one will ever find out while leaving traces all over. morons

Why does she date a loser that allowed himself to be catched for years for 6k, ask her. Terrible taste

You don’t date incels of crime but CEOs of crime

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Tell her she can date me. I'll commit a sex crime for her ...:)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The fuck makes you think that's an okay thing to say?

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