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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There is the canine good citizen test that many people do with their dogs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Which means nothing when it comes to places that serve and sell food as the issue is the fecal bacterial cultures that spread when dogs lick their butts and then lick their feet as well as any allergy concerns.

Your dog could be the best behaved dog in the world and they still can’t get around biological realities.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The same bacteria on everyone's shoes...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

No, the soles of my shoes aren’t warm enough to keep them alive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If the dogs are spreading them with their feet then your shoes are picking them up. They may not survive that long but they are getting transported. Everything dogs walk on, so do we.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Again, not really because the nature if shoes and foot skin provide entirely different surfaces for bacterial adhesion. For example my current shoes soles aren’t porous like my feet are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 55 minutes ago

Oh good. So you're willing to eat off the soles of your shoes?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess I'd better not let my dog in the kitchen or dining area at home.

You germaphobes are fun.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

It’s not germ-phobic, it’s biology. And you shouldn’t let your dog on counters or tables for sanitary purposes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Let me preface this by first saying I agree that dogs should generally not be allowed in food serving establishments because their hair goes everywhere and nobody likes eating dog hair.

With that said though, I have never once seen my dog lick his own butt. What on earth are other people's dogs doing?! The closest my dog has gotten to licking his butt is licking around his genitalia, which I grant you is unclean as well, but he's fluffy and keeps the hair between his legs clean and un-matted. But butt licking?!

Now here's where I get down voted to hell, but I have to play devil's advocate lol. I would argue that kids are a MUCH larger vector of bacteria and viruses that are of concern to the average adult human than any dog. Dogs are gross, sure, but I'll take a lick from a strange dog over a strange toddler's sticky hands on me!

We should keep dogs out of food places, but mostly cause hair and allergies - if we're going to ban beings due to their gross factor though that list should be much longer (toddlers, homeless, anyone that didn't wash their hands after using the restroom...)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

many

And what about all the rest? How can anyone know that human is a good human and that human is a bad human?

Edit: spelling