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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"fall asleep" sounds like a nice way to say ded

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If they "survived the fire" then they probably dont die from oxygen depravation or at least not quickly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Temporarily "fall asleep" then.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To bee, or not to bee, that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The stings and sparrows of outrageous fortune,

Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,

And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep

No more; and by a sleep, to say we end

The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks

That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep,

To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the buzz,

For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,

When we have fluttered off this mortal coil,

Must give us pause.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well-done, Hamlet's ghost Jr! 👏👏👏

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just let the old ticker get some time off.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly i wouldn't mind "fall asleep" now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry but we need you to do your part. Can't do it without you ;)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Shareholder value isn't going to increase itself