Greentext

6193 readers

1237 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

435

Anon contracts herpes (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

70 comments fedilink hide all child comments

>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

Where can I find more info on this? You've peaked my curiosity and I want to learn more about HSV and how it works.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

The important and nastiest part of HSV is some strains cause cervical cancer in women, so men with HSV must take care not to spread something that has the potential to kill their partner. There is a vaccine, but it doesn't work 100%.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Are you sure that you don't mean HPV?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Indeed, the cancer thing applies to women with HPV, a virus that most people have also been affected with (though the vast majority of cases do not lead to cancer which still leaves tens of million of women at risk).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Men can get cancers from HPV too, it's a good idea for everyone to get vaccinated.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And even without the risk of cancer you still just lower the risk for any warts appearing