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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ok that's pretty based I'm converting to Buddhism

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

See the other comment for a variation of the story.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Heresy! May your pasta forever be boiled in unsalted water.