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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

https://web.archive.org/web/20040703024707/http://www.dolphinsex.org/

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy shit I had to tap out. The casual, informed way they talk about fucking dolphins conveys how much time they must have actually spent fucking dolphins.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I always wondered if it was real when I was younger, but now having been on the internet a few decades longer, there’s not much doubt anymore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

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