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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shut up, shut up! Don't give the Americans any ideas, or we'll end up with a freeway through each aisle of the grocery store.

That would solve the issue of massive parking lots though 🤔

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

The one nice thing about Ohio is drive through liquor stores.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They're already real. They're "outdoor" malls.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's a high level of stupidity, delivering seams much more efficient

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Usually that term doesn’t mean you drive around them. Usually it means malls that are not enclosed. Sometimes called “shopping centers”.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

We do have drive through convenience stores. But I like to park and go inside.