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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS
(www.independent.co.uk)
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😬 pretty easy to side with the Cardassians for someone like Trump...
The monkey paw will curl, damn :(
trump would probably claim the wormhole as the 51st state and claim he's friends with the jem'hadar
Ok, so we take out DS9. But TNG on repeat for sure.
By executive order Section 31 is formed. CIA director raises eyebrow in contempt.
Nah, but he will order people to refer to him as the Great Nagos.
*Grand Nagus
"Which one is Kim?"
The one the fancy jewelry guys are worshipping?
He'd get a kick outta their legal system...