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[–] [email protected] 134 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Gonna be a lot of gross people that no one wants to fuck at that event.

I guarantee it.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (7 children)

What if they fuck each other?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's... how Conservatives are made.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if we took a page of Bob Barker's book and have them spayed or neutered?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Eugenics is from the conservatives' book.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Then they shouldn’t mind, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Not originally, strangely enough...

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