Transtronaut

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Yeah, they're definitely trying to fix the government. "Fix" as in "neuter".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Unfortunately, I think that 4th branch is supposed to be the people.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So say we all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Seriously. "It's fine to mug people as long as you do it confidently and in broad daylight!"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Detachment is a privilege that presumes other people won't harm you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

So, what you're saying is... You agree with me? Great!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

From Duracell to Powerhouseofthecell.

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On the one hand, this is funny. On the other hand, this is exactly the kind of humor that led to me repressing my gender identity. I feel so conflicted.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah. Not mutually exclusive, either.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Giving yourself a physical disability in a role-playing game does sound like something Picard would do.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Seems like most of the people who hoard such weapons want to join them and be part of the largest group of thugs.

 

I just took my first dose of HRT today, and wanted to celebrate by giving something back to this community, which has been so helpful! ❤️

For context, the first two verses practically wrote themselves the first time I read about the effects of estrogenic second puberty in the Gender Dysphoria Bible. When they still hadn't left my brain a few weeks later, I sat down, polished it a bit, and put the rest together. I hope it will amuse! 😁



Title: Wouldn't it be Lovel-E?
Tune: Wouldn't it be Loverly? (from My Fair Lady)


Some folks they dream of riches, want to win the lottery, hmm
While others lust for glory in their field of mastery, hmm
Or want to save the world by curing every ill they see, hmm, mmm
Wouldn't it be lovely?


All I want is a derrière
Shapely hips and a lot of hair
But only way up there
Oh, wouldn't it be lovel-E?

Lots of chocolate for me to eat
Estrogen makes it taste so sweet
Warm core, cold hands, cold feet
Oh, wouldn't it be lovel-E?

Oh so lovely taking hormones 'til I've had my fill
Oh, the changes they would bring
But spare me the doctor's bill

Soft skin and sensitivity
Plus enhanced flexibility
Endowments mammary
Oh, wouldn't it be lovel-E?
Lovely
HRT
All for me
Lovel-E

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