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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At best she used unwilling bystanders as props and at worst sexually harassed random girls and wants attention for it?

Disgusting troll needs a treadmill

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My brother in Christ, if this is sexual harassment, your are assaulting everyone who sees you leave the house.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

CROUCHING ON THE STREET = SEXUAL HARASSMENT

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait, I've crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested?

I've also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I..I was just kneeling, officer.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN THE DOOR!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Straight to jail!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Straight to jail.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

your are

You somehow managed to get it wrong in an even worse way than normal, I’m actually impressed.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

WHUB WHUB WHUB WHUB WHUB WHUUUUUU

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not surprised you named yourself after the bald dickhead from The Matrix.

Narc ass spell correcting butt mog hating nerd.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It might be news to you but the word cypher existed before the Matrix

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It absolutely isn't, if I had called that out originally you wouldn't have responded with exactly what I expected.

I love this.

Did you wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers before cracking your knuckles for this reply?

This is Lemmy, you fuckwit.

The majority of us are turbo-nerd IT professionals. How the fuck did YOU get here?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

responded with exactly what I expected.

Did I active your turbo-nerd trap card? Gonna jizz about it while looking at some gargoyle?

For someone who is loving it you sure seem mad

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm just excited.

I've never caught one in the wild before. I've seen you guys post...

Wow. It's like meeting Andy Dick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I’ve seen you guys post…

Who are these guys?

I don't know or care who Andy is but again you seem mad about something