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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah it would have been cringe to kill myself in the 8th grade for failing a math class in school. So what if my dad beat me with a garden hose like I thought he would when i told him?

Big deal get over it. Welcome to planet earth. Just human things.

Now I'm probably over half way through life and I might as well keep up the pain train till the last station. Almost there.