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[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 week ago (12 children)

To every guy feeling a little self conscious about size, try putting something the same size as your penis inside you. It'll feel a lot bigger after that.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

the sandwich shop i'm currently enamored with makes this really good foccacia

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
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