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To every guy feeling a little self conscious about size, try putting something the same size as your penis inside you. It'll feel a lot bigger after that.
I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)
Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move
Unless they're into that and there is explicit prior consent. If that's the case then chomp away, who are we to judge. That's between you, your lover, and your future reconstructive surgeon.
Well, Armin Meiwes went to prison for that, so...
i eat more like a duck than that
Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?
the sandwich shop i'm currently enamored with makes this really good foccacia
Diquette
While it may sound weird, it's actually super true.
You'll be amazed at how long it actually is once you try to slip it out.
Less painful. Take a piece of paper and cut it your your length and girth (roll it into a tube and tape it). Then hold it up to your face.
Looks way bigger up close.
😂 I am dead. It's time to get off lemmy for the night.
instructions unclear, learned I enjoy a larger member than my wife does