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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I can't think of any metals or anything that there would be enough of in river water to hurt you

We're talking about rivers like the one in Cleveland that they caught on fire?

Twice?!

IDK what's in that but I'll leave my cup for you haha

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It happened 13 times. But not since 1969. The Cuyahoga is now a shining example of environmental restoration with even the most polluted sections meeting the standards of the water quality act.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"we must make america great again. The woke mob has stolen our beautiful burning rivers. We aim to bring them back bigger and better!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

US right wingers when the invisible hand of the free markets somehow fails to un-pollute their rivers:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Cuyahoga is also a great track on REM’s album “Life’s Rich Pagent”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Don't look at Lake Eerie too closely tho lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

everything has outliers