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Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat (futurism.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

But meth is only for Saturdays. Or Tuesdays. Or days with "y" in them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That sucks for when you live in Germany. Not a single day with a Y.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

G counts as y

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sucks to be French. No Y, no G, no meth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For French it's I

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

There's no excuse not to use meth, is there... Unless you're Chinese?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

everyday is meythday if you're spun out enough.