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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Eat them out of a jar with your fingers?

What am I? A beast?

No. Chopsticks. I can eat far, far more olives if I preserve the integrity of my fingers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This works with Maraschino cherries, also. Helps you reach the bottom of the jar and keeps your fingers from turning red. Double bonus.

Said jar, by the way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also like, why are you getting your fingers in brine/ syrup that is going to stay in the jar? Thats gross.

Also, holup.

Are you just straight mackin' Maraschino cherries?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...Yes?

It's the dessert of champions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are we talking neon red "cherries" or Luxardo cherries? Cause I can respect one of those.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Neon, of course!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Am I the only aspiring tree frog in this thread? Nobody else enjoys putting olives on their fingers and waving menacingly?