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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

If I had fuck you money I'd buy Mount Everest, use my boring company to build a fucking subway railcar tunnel escalator thing. And then build an evil lair on top of my Everest. Fill a moat with lava or some shit, and then never see people again.

Id hollow out the mountain enough for artificial farms and then pay the local community filthy amounts of money to produce my food for me.

Oh. And also, 20 million to whoever can make proton work 100% on ARM64 or create a compatibility layer for x86/64 for ARM.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You were so close to becoming a super villain

So much wasted potential

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yea but that requires effort. And I'm rich enough that I wouldn't even want to lift my own fork

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It won't work on my Switch with Kubuntu I believe. I have yet to get anything working.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

.....dinkleberrrrg.