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Bluesky Social is a microblogging social platform being developed in conjunction with the decentralized AT Protocol. Previously invite-only, the flagship Beta app went public in February 2024. All are welcome!

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First Graders. They're snatching First Graders in Unmarked cars. (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nobody's asking the real question: Why are first graders driving unmarked cars to begin with?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Give those kids sharpies and let them mark their cars! Booster seats might also be a good idea so they can see who they hit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I mean might as well so they can keep accurate track of the body count on the side of the car.